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lyrics
Tell me a story with a happy ending
one that is not make-believe
I'll give you money
pure milk and honey
if you'll just pacify me
Tell me I'm pretty, handsome and comely
better than cabernet wine
Don't be too honest
just keep your promise
to treat me as though I'm divine
When I get nasty just call me a saint
say that I'm perfect, don't say I ain't
love me or leave me, cause I'll never change
I know I'm perfect, so don't say I ain't
Tell me I'm witty, sharp as a tack
even when I'm talking crap
I don't read nothing but gossip from hacks
and my brain is turning to sap
I don't need improvement, just more self-esteem
That's what is really lacking
more mumbo, more jumbo, more affirmations
and I'll be a goddess again
When I abuse you, I'm justified
and if you don't back down, you're a sexist guy
Love me or leave me, cause I'll never change
I know I'm perfect so don't say I ain't
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